Mr. Perky Condiment Bottle Topper
Mr. Perky Condiment Bottle Topper
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- A new twist! - Sir Perky is ready to pop and plop your favorite condiments!
- Great for condom-parents! - All jokes aside, this topper Fits most ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, syrup, Sriracha, and chocolate syrup bottles.
- Complete your collection! - If you already have some Sir Perky items, then you need his beloved to complete your set!
- The perfect gag gift - If you or someone you know loves picnics, BBQ's, or tailgates, this is the best GIFT to get!
- Use protection - Please for your safety, only use Sir Perky for intended purposes and enjoy responsibly.
Sir Perky is back, but this time he's not screwing around! Fairly Odd Novelties presents the Sir Perky condiment bottle topper, The newest and most hilarious addition to our set of novelty and raunchy perky-ware! With his latest form, Sir Perky is here to make picnics or BBQ's more of a gas by dispensing your favorite condiments! By simply screwing Sir Perky onto your favorite bottle of ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, syrup, or even chocolate syrup, you suddenly have a hilarious way to spread flavor on your food! Be careful you aren't chewing or drinking when it comes out though. . . You may have to spit it out from laughing! If you have a foodie or prankster in your life, This is the ideal gift at any birthday, White elephant, secret Santa, or office party. Order now and get the squirts in the best way possible! Sir Perky is Red and made of hard plastic. Comes in a full Color, gift ready box. Object dimensions are 2. 69" X 3. 22" X 2. 91". Box dimensions are 2. 92" X 3. 37" X 3. 39".
